Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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