where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
soo... how was my night?
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