is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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