Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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