Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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