i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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