I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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