I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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did i walk over a car last night?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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