I think I died a long time ago.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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