The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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