whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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