the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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