I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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