he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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