I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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