Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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