you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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