How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dear god my vagina.
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