I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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