White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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