ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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