It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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