Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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