I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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