Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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