i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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