I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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