i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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