Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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