would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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