I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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