i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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