My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I am morally bankrupt
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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