i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Randomize