just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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