"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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