Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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