What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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