Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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