why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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