She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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