Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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