I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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