No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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