Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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