she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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