I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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