i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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