Barsexuality is the new black.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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