i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We need to rekindle our bromance
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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