we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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